"Should you be so lucky like St. Sebastian
Preferring the ache to the aspirin
Swooning as they shoot the arrows
Through your narrow chest
Stripping naked in the Circus Maximus
With a martyr-eating lioness
Bartering with flesh for a little pain
Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name."

Momus (a.k.a. Nick Currie), British musician
"Luck Like St. Sebastian" (song)