"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."
Clement Freud
"No Vice Like Avarice."
Thomas Fuller, (1654-1734)
"So here we are again in cabaret At the cave of the Golden Calf Sensitive flowers stay at home tonight We are playing for the others The ones given to pleasures The ones who still remember how to laugh A problem is no problem after all In the noise and smoke of the music hall."
"The comic book [is] the marijuana of the nursery, the bane of the bassinet, the horror of the home, the curse of the kids and a threat to the future."