| "A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce."
Don Quinn
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| "A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."
Helen Rowland
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| "As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent."
Socrates
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| "Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too."
H.L. Mencken
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| "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West
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| "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out."
Michel de Montaigne, French essayist
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| "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets."
Ogden Nash, American poet
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| "Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly."
Voltaire, French philosopher and author
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| "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
Oscar Wilde
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| "My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
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