"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve."
"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."
"In three words I can sum up everything that I have learned about life. It goes on."
"Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"The world is full of willing people—some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
"There is the fear that we shan't prove worthy in the eyes of someone who knows us at least as well as we know ourselves. That is the fear of God. And there is the fear of Man—fear that men won't understand us and we shall be cut off from them."
"You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s."